whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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