have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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