I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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