gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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