Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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