i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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