Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
