I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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