Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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