I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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