Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Randomize
