Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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