he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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