Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm both gender and math confused
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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