I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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