nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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