You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
wow bdsm is so cute
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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