The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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