haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Randomize
