Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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