Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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