yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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