your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
