If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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