I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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