Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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