Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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