AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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