I want to have your abortion
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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