We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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