Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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