Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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