She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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