I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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