drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Buhtt sex?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
it's like heaven, but drunker
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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