Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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