So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
So. Much. Porn.
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