just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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