She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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