fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
