i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I need to calm my uterus...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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