it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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