found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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