Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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