I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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