i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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