Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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