There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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