everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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