Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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