So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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