I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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