new low.... made out with someone while peeing
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I understand Curling. That high.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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