Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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