i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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